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Sarcastic form of “I love you like a fat kid loves cake.”?

You know those phrases: ‘I love you like a fat kid loves cake‘ or ‘I love you like a fish loves water’? Does anyone have a sarcastic one (so that it’s equivalent to ‘I don’t love you’)?

I love you like a hole in the head
or
Ive missed you like a hole in the head

I love you like Hitler loves Jews

I love you like mice love cats.

I love you like a 100 mile traffic-jam

hope these were helpful!

Fat Kid loves cake

White/black fat kid loves cake Men $25.9 I love you like a fat kid loves cake! How much more love do you need? Fat kid loves cake is a funny design that hits home for a lot of folks out there. ,Men, white/black.

Betty Bunny Loves Chocolate Cake $11.54 Betty Bunny Loves Chocolate Cake

Cake Mix Cooking for Kids $10.49 Cake Mix Cooking for Kids

My Grandma CCLGHL Large 10 in. 3.1 lbs Lower Fat Chocolate Chip Coffee Cake $54.34 Chunks of semisweet chocolate morsels are placed in between and on top of this lower fat version of the cake. For those who like a little chocolate with their coffee cake this is a favorite with the kids. This cake is at least 25 lower in fat than our regular version. This cake is baked with walnuts. This cake is certified Kosher. Our large cake weighs 3.1 lbs and serves 16 to 20 people.

My Grandma CCLGHLN Large 10 in. 3.1 lbs Lower Fat Chocolate Chip Coffee Cake#44; No Nuts $54.34 Chunks of semisweet chocolate morsels are placed in between and on top of this lower fat no nut version of the cake. For those who like a little chocolate with their coffee cake this is a favorite with the kids. This cake is at least 25 lower in fat than our regular version. This cake is made without walnuts. This cake is certified Kosher. Our large cake weighs 3.1 lbs and serves 16 to 20 people.